Tuesday, May 3, 2011
Monday, April 18, 2011
Life Law # 55
Contrary to popular belief, cracking your neck does not release air into your head and give you brain farts
Life Law # 54
There are more American children that can recite the Woodman's motto than there are children who can point out America on a map
Life Law # 53
If you are one of the most influential men in America, make sure your microphone is turned off before you start ripping on people
Friday, April 15, 2011
Tuesday, April 12, 2011
Life Law # 51
If you are completely surprised that you crossed a state border while
driving, you went too far
Christopher G.
driving, you went too far
Christopher G.
Life Law # 50
Please post a Life Law of your own by sending an email to mikeslifelaws@gmail.com with the subject of "Life Law". That way I don't have to keep posting them on my own, because I guarantee you they aren't going to get any better.
Life Law # 48
GUYS ONLY: placing toilet paper over the toilet seat before pooping in public restrooms isn't mandatory, just highly recommended
Monday, April 11, 2011
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