Monday, April 18, 2011
Life Law # 55
Contrary to popular belief, cracking your neck does not release air into your head and give you brain farts
Life Law # 54
There are more American children that can recite the Woodman's motto than there are children who can point out America on a map
Life Law # 53
If you are one of the most influential men in America, make sure your microphone is turned off before you start ripping on people
Friday, April 15, 2011
Tuesday, April 12, 2011
Life Law # 51
If you are completely surprised that you crossed a state border while
driving, you went too far
Christopher G.
driving, you went too far
Christopher G.
Life Law # 50
Please post a Life Law of your own by sending an email to mikeslifelaws@gmail.com with the subject of "Life Law". That way I don't have to keep posting them on my own, because I guarantee you they aren't going to get any better.
Life Law # 48
GUYS ONLY: placing toilet paper over the toilet seat before pooping in public restrooms isn't mandatory, just highly recommended
Monday, April 11, 2011
Life Law # 46
MacGyver was a male character because the show wouldn't have been as good considering women have everything ever needed in their purse already
Sunday, April 10, 2011
Life Law # 44
When a cop pulls you over for speeding say you were just trying to keep up with the flow of traffic. After he points out that there are no other cars in sight simply reply, "Exactly! That's how much faster they were going!"
Life Law # 42
If you break something, put it back together just good enough so that when the next person touches it they believe they broke it. Then explain to them they need to be more careful.
Saturday, April 9, 2011
Friday, April 8, 2011
Life Law # 39
VEGETARIANS ONLY: Saying you don't eat meat because you don't like killing living things is a poor excuse considering plants are living
Life Law # 38
When two guys go to a restaurant, it's only considered a date if they sit at two-person table
Paul C.
Paul C.
Thursday, April 7, 2011
Life Law # 37
When the nurse tells you to take your shirt off it is not proper to reply, "you first"
Life Law # 36
If it is possible to leave a urinal space between you and the other guy using the bathroom, you should always do so.
Paul C.
Paul C.
Life Law # 32
1) If you play country music backwards the girl comes back, the dog returns, and the beers are full
Life Law # 30
1) Automatic sinks, soap dispensers, and air dryers were good ideas; automatic flushing toilets that flush 30 times during one use were not
Life Law # 29
1) Jazz was created by people who didn’t want to learn music so they said they were improvising
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